Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

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Earthquake in Chile. It must be the end of the world.

This comment enraged me so much that I went outside and started to kick small animals.

Matthew 24, 7. For nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom , and there will be food shortages and earthquakes in one place after another these are signs that we r living in the last days. You know dumbass earthquacks happen all the time? Put the byebull done and read a science book for once in your life.

This consolidates my view that the Youtube servers should be set on fire and that no mention of the website be muttered afterwards. A nutbag quotes some generic crap from the Bible and the ONLY voice of reason on the comment section of the video gets downvoted. Earthquakes? Food shortages? They're as common as political sex scandals. The end of the world has happened so many times that when the time does actually come, we'll all be inside playing computer games, watching reality TV shows and jacking off to soft porn.

20 comments:

  1. holy fucking rofls

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  2. I sometimes wonder whether those people are actually human.

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  3. ... or hard porn

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  4. Nah they're just talking about the end times. We haven't seen the end times yet because the Christ hasn't returned yet. wandsworthboy is just immature. MysticKevin10 needs to learn about Jesus AND needs to learn that Bible is not byebull.

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  5. Amazing how the blogger reserves the most hateful comments for a Scripture quote. Yet another example of atheist hatred.

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  6. We hate you guys because you believe in something so strongly that you have absolutely no proof of. No, a 2000 year old book does not = proof. We wouldn't hate you so much if there was proof, hell, if there was proof i'd be all over that bible shit. I'm not going to waste the one life i get for the slim chance of getting into a fluffy white cloud kingdom when i die that there is no reason in the world to believe actually exists.

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  7. it got thumb downed because the comment was retarded. the guy cant even spell yet saying to go read a science book. what a fucking idiot. im glad he wont be in heaven

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  8. Wtf is an "earthquack" lol

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  9. "We hate you guys because"...Yada yada yada, we've all heard it before:"no proof no logic, we're right listen to us!! WHAAA". Shut up. There is NO need to waste time explaining your childish hatefulness as though any explanation would excuse it, let alone your own bitchy ones. If you can't be an Atheist without being an impatient, intolerant, spazz-prone dickhead, then you don't deserve to be taken seriously. You're always the FIRST ones to flip out the moment anyone mentions Jesus or the bible, almost weirdly as though you're auto-programmed to. And somehow you try to pass yourselves off as "purely logical" despite that you cannot resist having emotional hissy fits and thinking that insulting people will somehow get through to them. How fucked up are half of you atheists? Is your desperation any more obvious than when you get behind someone as "being a voice of intelligence" who cannot spell "earthquake"? Lol. Keep being miserable bitches and wondering why everyone is not on your side.

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  10. Every comment above mine belongs to a complete and utter failure. Shame.

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  11. I'd just like to mention that all atheists and theists are dumb asses.

    I have determined this by reading the comments above.

    You Earthlings are really goddamn crazy, you know that? I'm going back to the Kepler-11 system...

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  12. People just want an excuse do nothing in their miserable lives. Most of these people have probably never left their house and let their (misinterpreted) bible govern their lives.

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  13. i really don't fucking understand why "every comment above belongs to a complete and utter failure." honestly, i really feel like both sides have their idiots. some theists are retarded when they truly believe that an earthquake in chile means that the end of the world is nigh. but they believe in what they believe in, at least, and it doesn't hurt anybody (except for the other tards that believe gays and muslims are evil). however, a lot of atheists are not as "intelligent" and "rational" as they claim, especially when instead of choosing to lead a life of tolerance and acceptance towards both those who practice and do not practice religion, they write spiteful comments of hatred all over the internet. the same way atheists criticize religious people of trying to impose their beliefs on others, atheists do the same thing. i think as long as we all stick to our own beliefs, things would be cool. but humanity is just a dick sometimes.

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  14. I think it's interesting that on a site commenting on the "illiteracy and ignorance" of youtube posts, everyone who posts comments doesn't even bother to check their grammar. Whoever posted this , good for you for finding dumb comments. But both comments are utterly uninformed and incorrect.

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  15. totally missed the point

    the stuff in the "byebull" is true. the other guy is an idiot and cant spell. whats really sad is this is the illiterate child is supposed to be the future of this country. x.x

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  16. I read the comment about the...earthquacks..whatever the fuck that is...and thought that was the comment i was supposed to laugh at...the person writing the article insteads decides to bitch about jacking off and video games and how people who read the bible need to be set on fire. Little boy who wrote the article, get fucked.

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  17. To be fair, MysticKevin is an illiterate idiot. Just because he disagreed with a fool does not mean that his rebuttal had value.

    A proper comment would have been as follows:

    “Yes, food shortages, war, and natural disasters will likely play important roles in the end of the world someday (in whatever form that may take), but they are actually quite common and have been so, pretty much forever. Therefore, they—alone at least—are poor indicators of this being the ‘end-times’.”

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  18. MysticKevin is also aggressive like the rest of YouTube’s rabble.

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  19. I'm an atheist, but, yeah, MysticKevin's reply was pretty piss poor. Of course some theists are going to use that comment as the "ultimate proof" that all atheists are assholes who can't spell.

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