Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

The aim of this website is to document and preserve the most retarded Youtube comments, so that people a hundred years from now can look back and take solace in the fact that the authors of these stupid comments have all since died. Some in horrible car crashes. Some from falling off ladders. Some from choking on peanuts. And some from falling off ladders while choking on peanuts. Thank God for Evolution.

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Killer whale attacks woman at SeaWorld. Did he died? We don't know!

did he died?
Branbits is an idiot.

the whals shouldn´t live into acuarious, they shoul be in the sea, free !!, fuck to the people who do trading with these animals,,
More troubling is the fact that others actually upvoted this retard.

@TheStormchaser1 they are animel they don know what we talk thats why the whale kill its trainer


  1. holy fuck this shit is funny

  2. The phrase "did he died" is a meme...

  3. I love the fact crystyan1975 invented his own words.. Like acuarious. I'm sure that'll hit the dictionaries one day.. Just not quite yet.

  4. you know, "did he died" is actually a meme, which is used to troll videos and piss people off by being completely pointless and dumb.

  5. wtf is she saying ?

  6. "fuck to the people who do trading with these animals"

    Is this person suggesting some kind of embargo against whales?

  7. Who really looks like the idiot? You are the one who was too dim to know that 'did he died' was a meme. I guess that's what you get for spending this much time critiquing youtube comments of kids clearly under 18.

    Seriously get a hobby

    1. You sound just as contrived as the YouTube morons. And hey, mister-I-have-a-life, what are you doing on this site?

  8. to the person above me...that was only ONE of the comments on the post, there were two more, that actually were genuinely idiotic...and since when does not being familiar with a meme make you dim witted?

    unfortunately, it's sad, but a lot of these comments come from full grown adults that are just ridiculously uneducated.

    and regardless, this blog is for humor - if you don't enjoy this type of humor, then just don't come to this site. it's that simple.

  9. The up-voters are agreeing with the *content* of crystyan’s comment, not the spelling or grammar.

    I have been in this dilemma myself. Perhaps we need some other, better, more advanced rating UI control instead of a simple thumbs-up/down or star-rating. But then, most people cannot even seem to handle *language*… (and no, sadly, I am not including non-English speakers).

  10. …case in point, someone on the IMDB message boards made a couple of perfectly valid, true, and easily agreeable comments about a movie, but their spelling and grammar—if you can even call it such—is atrocious. What to do, what to do?

    Their choice of words and spelling is clearly on purpose and they obviously have a point to get across and intend to communicate, but I cannot fathom why they would choose to make a concerted effort to type like that to do it.

    (No, they are not being satirical; maybe they just grew up in an overly-stereotypical ghetto—i.e., “the projects”—and were educated in a movie-style inner-city school; possibly by Michelle Pfeiffer or Edward James Olmos.)

    Their message history makes for some very amusing reading.