Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

The aim of this website is to document and preserve the most retarded Youtube comments, so that people a hundred years from now can look back and take solace in the fact that the authors of these stupid comments have all since died. Some in horrible car crashes. Some from falling off ladders. Some from choking on peanuts. And some from falling off ladders while choking on peanuts. Thank God for Evolution.

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I don't care if I die tomorrow, I'm not forwarding on your stupid chain mail.

I was busy leaving hateful comments on a Jonas Brothers video the other day when I came across this:

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY

Thank you wewewrr.

I think it's pretty safe to assume that the people who read this kind of stuff and then proceed to pass it on are the same kind of people who read daily horoscopes and participate in cult suicides (not a bad thing). In my opinion, the IQ test should be completely scrapped. Instead, we should just count up all the times a person has forwarded on a piece of barely-intelligible chain mail and then declare them clinically retarded if that number is anything above -1.


It's pretty obvious that somebody modified the original piece of chain mail so that it applied specifically to Youtube. It's also pretty obvious that the person who modified it knew that your regular Youtube user would not accept or follow the instructions of a comment that had no spelling mistakes in it. I really do hate people.

21 comments:

  1. I hate recieving this kind of shit in my Hotmail. Apparently a child in Africa will die if I don't forward it to 'Everyone In My Address' book within 26 minutes.

    In fact, I dispute your comments that the people sending these mails or leaving these comments have low IQ's, I'd say quite plainly that these people are just fucking stupid cunts.

    Cheers.

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  2. You are very misanthropic and I appreciate you for it.

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  3. This chart says the opposite of what you want it to say. You tool.

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  4. "This chart says the opposite of what you want it to say. You tool."

    I suppose that's true, if you have absolutely no idea what the hell you're looking it. Put a "zero" in the lower left-hand corner of the chart and it makes perfect sense.

    You came to a web site about people's retarded comments, saw something you couldn't understand, so you decided to leave a retarded comment. I can't handle this much irony.

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  5. whoever said that the chart was bollocks is correct. you above are, in this case, the retard.

    the (fairly obvious and huge) mistake here is that instead of relating the two factors on the axes with one line, demonstrating a relationship between iq and chain mail, he has drawn two lines (supposedly represeting iq and chain mail) with no axes. this means nothing at all.

    glad i could sort that out for you. maybe you'll be more careful before you make yourself look stupid and a dickhead in the future.

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  6. same guy as the last commentJuly 7, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    and in any case, even if he had done it correctly, if you just put a 0 in the bottom left hand corner, it would still be wrong, as it would say that high iq was related to frequent chain mail sending - although he is attempting to claim the opposite. i don't think there is anything else i could add to make you look more ridiculous, so i'll have to wait for a potentially moronic reply before commenting again.

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  7. It's funny because the same people who are questioning the graph are the same people who don't get invited to parties.

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  8. It's not exactly autistic-grade maths.

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  9. Re: Same Guy As Last Comment.

    Put a zero in the lower left hand corner of the chart.

    Moving away from the zero on the X axis (not axes) increases the number. Moving away from the zero on the Y axis increases the number.

    So, when your number of e-mails is zero, the position of the IQ is at it's peak. The number of e-mails increases on the X axis, the IQ decreases on the Y axis.

    This really isn't complicated, but good job trying to be condescending, I'm guessing your IQ is somewhere near the bottom of that Y axis, you know, close to the zero.

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  10. Actually i think the chart is messed up. It would have to have had shown the blue line going up before going down. But that's the only problem.

    Either way it's still funny and i liked this one, a lot.

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  11. I'm sorry; although you may have delighted in attempting to destroy the site publisher's logic with rather maniacal claims about their own intellectual deficiency, it is unfortunately you who has "had things [sorted out for them] and made [themselves] look stupid and a dickhead". Sign convention laws state (and just fucking logic, surely) that the same sign convention applies to all lines on a graph. Positive upward and to the right. This is enough to render your "intelligent" point utter bullshit. But I'm not finished. Please note that even reversing internationally accepted sign convention (let us propose that x to the right indicates a *decrease* in x and y upwards also indicates a *decrease* in y) then we are still left with the conclusion that as the number of instances in which an individual has forwarded chain mail in the believe that its ludicrous contents hold true - attempting to mitigate the effects they are "forewarned" of, increases with decreasing IQ. A little tip for future: rather than just rushing to publicly humiliate people in such an emphatic way when you think they are wrong, check that you are not the retard first. Being wrong when are extremely sure you are right is far more humiliating than just being wrong.

    Site publisher - I apologise for any flame-war-ish elements or undercurrents conveyed in my message; I'm afraid that the offending user's comments rather upset me on more than one basis, not to mention their gross misinterpretation of a horrifically simple graph.

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  12. Me no understand big words. DURRRHHH!!!!

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  13. lol stupid poo muther of another muther ur face not know c=pir2? poopoo laugh my face off ur my butt, cant we just git along? om my muther. intrest equals percent rate and mommie cant make poopoo

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  14. try to label the axes, you will realize graph fail

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  15. Ok im not the smartest guy in the world, nor am i trying to troll but the graph is meaning less. All the graph shows is iq decreasing and chain mails increasing, it doesnt show the relatoionship. There should only be 1 line, then the graph would be showing the morechanimail you send, the lower your IQ.

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  16. I can't figure out if the cowardice person/people named "Anonymous" is/are the same person, or in fact are different people...?

    The site is funny. Having the ability to further enhance the stupidity of leaving a comment fucking ROCKS. LOL

    Trying to read the graph on a HUMOROUS page (blog) makes as much sense as trying to post a comment about it being wrong. What the fuck dude?

    Mr./Mrs./Ms. Anonymous: You are a cunt and a douchebag. YOU are the one who is wrong. Get your ass back under that bridge!

    haha..

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  17. Hilarious. Goes to show how many people actually use graphs after leaving school - all you half-wits who can't see that this is wrong should go back to your normal, mundane, graph-less lives.

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  18. I think everyone is ignoring the important point in this post. I don't care about shitty graphs that are easier to understand than grade school text books, I actually got somewhat disturbed by the fact you were "busy leaving hateful comments on a Jonas Brothers video the other day". So, you´re the kind of guy who just goes into videos of things he doesn´t like and post hateful comments to piss people off? I mean, you´re not better than them then. You´re just looking for stupid comments to feel superior to the authors dont you? I mean, why else would you go and see videos you dont like and read their comments, just to post them on a blog so people see how intelligent you are. Thet may be ignorant twelve year olds, but youre probably a stupid 20 year old man who goes on youtube just to feel RAGEEEEEEE and to let know everybody how much you hate the Jonas Brothers and how much more intelligent you are. I mean, whats wrong with the Jonas Brothers, I dont think they raped your sister, did they? they are just a commercial tool to attract pre teen girls, but i dont think they actually have that many negative messages on their songs, so whats the point of just ranting on one of their videos, the girls will just get over it. Also your posts stop being funny when you start to attack the commenter too much. I mean, a little teasing is okay, but you seem to hate these people. They may be stupid and ignorant, but they are not the president, they are just commenters on aa website, a website that can be accessed by anyone I might add. If I'm honest you seem to think that cleansing and purification of these people will be like curing cancer (which wont). Finally, the only reason you seem to be "misanthropic" is because you read the rants of ignorant ten year olds on a website. It´s stupid. It´s like going to a madhouse once in a while just to reassure yourself that all humanity is crazy. I mean, its okay to be misanthropic, but not fir that reason, a valid reason would be, for example, that human nature is fucked up on its core and it cant be helped, not taking a strawman on internet comments. Overall, I think you should re-think the purpose of this blog and of your own intentions and opinions. But, ya' know, thats just my opinion.
    Whew... that took longer than expected, I hope this reaches you, or at least someone of similar thinking. Have a great life.

    Sincerely, just some random commenter on a blog that noone knows

    shhuy up fagit XD

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  19. I wish these stupid chain crap comments would just disappear of the internet for good.Oh well, I guess you can't wish for everything.

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