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I hate Shane Dawson

The fact that Shane Dawson has more than ten subscribers is proof that God does not exist. I don't know what's more painful - watching one of his videos or having a fish-hook lodged in your penis. I haven't tried out the second option, but I'm guessing that after a while, the pain would hurt so much that you'd eventually just pass out. The same can't be said for watching one of Shane's videos.

Here's some tips from Shane Dawson on how to maintain an emo hairstyle. Also, here is why people hate Shane Dawson.





Feel like killing yourself yet?

54 comments:

  1. SHANE DAWSON IS A SEXY PIECE OF ASS<3 and i along with millions, happen to love him. so if you dont kindly, FUCK OFF.

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  2. How about you take your barely-intelligible comments and fuck off? This blog is for people who actually stand a chance in life. It's not for 12 year old fangirls.

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  3. "and i along with millions" I knew we were doom, damn!

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  4. good,good. I really hope more people check this site. It's simply brilliant. Finally someone who hates this faggot.

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  5. His videos always make me smile and millions feel the same way. He's funny to a lot of people and your opinion is not, by any means, universal.

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  6. Shut the hell up you fanboys and fangirls. Do you really fucking think he reads all of your comments?

    Tell ya what fanboys and fangirls, check out Shane on Encyclopedia:

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shane_Dawson

    "Shane "D-bag" Dawson (born July 19, 1988) is a YouTube man-whore. Always begging for 5 stars, moar comments, moar subscribers, and moar money."

    Go rage you pathetic kids, pl0x don't cry :)))))

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  7. I like him when he is not playing any roles or using foul language.

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  8. God, what a cunt, I hope his family dies slowly in a fire. And any fan-faggots coming to his AID, you can all die too, you smelly little whiny fuckbags. The world would be better without you LOLOLOLOLOL go choke on cyclops dick lol

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    1. lol I fucking love him too I bought his T-shirt he putted me in a vid I bought all of his ringtones and songs and I thought that I am number 1 :D guess we have 2 number #1 fans :D

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  9. I respect your opinion, but in my case, I think he's funny. This is going to sound really bad, but a lot of North-Americans comedians don't know how to make good jokes without involving a third person unfortunate situation or farting. Oh please, stop the 'farting jokes' in movies. Is not funny.

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  10. i'm glad not EVERYBODY likes shane dawson like his fans like to suggest is true. it truly is a fucking miracle this guy has any subscribers at all. he's so self-absorbed and really incapable of intelligent humor. what gets me the most though is how faggy he acts. I'm actually gay, and disgusted/offended by how this little bitch shane dawson pretends he's queer to get attention from early-teenaged emo girls. pretending to be a faggot in order to get pussy; doesn't get much lower than that in my opinion. he is the worst of this awful "vlog" craze. so listen up you foolish would-be shanes, just cuz you have a camera and can point it at your face doesn't mean you have anything worthwhile to say. His show might as well be him jacking off to a picture of himself. SHANE DAWSON SUCKS!

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  11. Shut the fuck up if you dislike him. Shane is the greatest person ever! Don't watch his videos if you dislike him, jerk!

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  12. He is okay, but if u don't like him, just ignore him, don't be a dick about it.

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  13. Wow a bit over the top much? He's a funny guy, I'm not obsessed and I'm not a hater either not wanting his family to die. You people are fucking crazy. he's just a funny guy on youtube, yeah i've seen his videos about him him asking for stars and for u to buy his t-shirts. oh well, have the haters seen his videos about "real" things in life like happy "fatherless" day or when his job fired him and no matter how bad shit is theres a bright side to it and he finds it . I think the lovers and the haters need to get over themselves and look at the other side of the argument. Otherwise your no better than what you hate, or what your obsessed with.

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  14. To the comment hoping his family dies in a fire: That's actually very cruel, no matter who you're talking about. I'm more neutral about Shane Dawson; not a OMG OBSESSED fangirl, not a hater. He's funny sometimes, other times embarrassing. But seriously, hoping he and his fans die is a real serious thing to say.

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  15. I fucking love him, hes going to probly be more successful then you. with your dumb fucking blog that is fucking worthless.

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  16. I hate that fucker so much

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  17. shane dawson is FUNNY, shane dawson is PRETTY, and shane dawson gives a fuck on haters like you 'cause he's proud of what and who he is and he knows how to make people laugh. that's my opinion ;)

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  18. I would cut his guts out and hang them on a radiator to dry out. Then I would turn them to a powder and glue it to a toilet paper which I would later use to WIPE MY ASS with! Yes I would love to wipe my ass with powdered Shane "Fucking Moron" Dawson. I dream about it every night and every time I see his ugly shit-face on YT.

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    1. I hope you die in hell

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  19. Wow, there are some classy comments on here. I love how some 12 year old delusional kid is talking about killing him when he probably can't tell one end of the knife from the other!

    People clearly have no life left because they're to busy looking for new ways to disturb something.

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  20. Do you people really have nothing fucking better to do than talk about some guy thats more successful than you right now? Just leave him alone if you dont't like him or his videos then hey guess what?! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THEM

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  21. LOL just kill urself if u dont like the guy video, just dont watch it, as easy as that.

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  22. If u hate Shane Dawson much then shut up and don't talk about him. Just ignore him. Don't say ur gonna kill him cuz he didn't really ever do anything wrong. All Shane Dawson is is a guy living out his dream some of u ppl should get a life and try it sometime. Dont hate Shane Dawson cuz he has a better life than u do. Before he was even rich he was makin hilarious vids and all he was asking for was viewers to keep watching. If u dislike Shane Dawson for racism I get that. Some of his jokes push the limit... That dosn't mean u have to hate him and want him dead. It upsets me that some people would think that about anyone.

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  23. Why the balls did I watch this. I feel like my IQ just went down 10 points. My god I understand now how his fanbase works, if you're stupid enough, and watch more then just one video, you eventually grow so stupid that you don't even know better! :O

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  24. that whole, wanting to kill him is really harsh. thats just taking it waaaaayyyyy to far. i will admit i love Shane to peices cause I can relate to him. poverty, divorice, suicide, all those things i can relate. He just likes to overcome it by using comedy as a source. people liked his videos and presto he got subscribers and reviews! so don't hate on the guy because he's actually doing a very nice thing for people.

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  25. I fucking love that gorgeous man on my screen, he is my hero, idol and my best fucking inspiration. If you want to hate on him say it to his face because I've just laughed my ass off what you just said hahaha!

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  26. Out of all his videos I ever watched, I've noticed he makes one sort-of funny comment and then proceeds to explain why he hasn't uploaded in a while.

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  27. Thank you for pointing this out, man. Shane Dawson is an immature hack and that 13-15 year olds latch on to him so--just doing stupid stereotypes and thinking that saying a "bad word" is hilarious--well it's kinda worrysome. And not funny. At all.

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  28. Ok any of u fucking haters out there that don't like Shane Dawson can go suck a fucking big one u wouldn't know comedy if it slapped u in the fucking face so shut the fuck up I swear if i see one more of your chicken head hater comets I will personally take that fish hook and put it in ur dick if you had one faggot so I am shane Dawson number 1 fan and nobody will tell me that he is not funny so Shane Dawson is a person that is supper funny and a place when people can escape from this bullshit world and finally laugh a little and the next time I hear and thing that Shane Dawson is gay or a faggot you can expect more of these coments bitch and this comment wa directed to tha ass hole who said that Shane Dawson was horrible and if u ever read this I hope u have fucking horrible morning afternoon or evening so thats my comment and anyone who loves Shane Dawson you know what I mean when I say he is amazing he is fantastic cute charming and funny as he'll so I hate all u haters and I love all the people who love shane :)

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  29. I agree with that bitch!!!! And I fucking loving Shane Dawson!!!! I hope all u haters can fuck their own mom or I will make them!!!! Don't talk about him or I will rip ur hair off blend it and make u drink it and if u throw it up I will make u drink it off the floor!!!! U heard?!? Love u shane!!! <3

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    1. I'm sorry but do you really think that's an appropriate thing to say? No. Saying that makes you worse than any hater.

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  30. Wow. You are all insane, jesus h. christ. Any crazed fan defending him because you see him as perfect or great, shut up. But any of you inhumane fuckers saying you'll kill him or his family or put any harm on him simply because you don't like what he does just, please, go and get yourselves into a mental facility or something. What in the hell could possess you to hate someone you most likely don't personally know so much that you'd say those things? Honestly now. I can't form any sort of opinion on him because I simply don't watch his videos (or most vloggers for that matter) but really, this is how you're going to handle it? You seriously have mental problems if you want to cause any harm to a person you have no knowledge of other than what he shares on his videos.

    Grow the fuck up and get over it. You probably won't even remember hating him so much in 10 years.

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  31. well,I think he's cute & hilarious! But if you hate him so frickin much,dont watch his vids! So,what it might be somewhat offensive,hes not trying to offend you. Shane is just being himself and everything else.Because on one of his vids,he stated without us,he wouldnt be nothing. And half of his vids are helpful. Personally,"HIGHSCHOOL DRAMA!!!"vid he made was helpful. Bottom line is that hes not a bad guy and everyone has a like and dislike about him.One more thing,saying that you wish he should be dead, that is SOOO cruel on many levels.
    Luv ya ShaneDawson!!!:)

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  32. I only ever watch videos I really hate. As soon as I stop finding a video offensive & annoying I stop watching. When I leave comments my main aim is to be as SOOOOOO(sic) cruel on as many levels as I can. He shouldn't necessarily be dead, but it would be funny if he fell over & became paralysed, so his pets thought he was dead & started to eat him. What would be funnier - if he was eaten to death, or found when still alive, but disfigured beyond belief, so that his own mother was sick on him when she visited him in hospital?

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  33. OMG if people hate him let them be and if people like him let them be do you really think everyone is going to stop watching him cause you say so? NO. I for one love him and respect him think hes really cute and great at what he does.just because a person idk and i cant see tell me how much they hate me or anyone i wouldnt stop making videos or doing what i do. all of you are PATHETIC cause your doing this theres no point to any of this just either watch him and love him or dont and hate him VeRy simple.

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  34. Does anyone here find it fitting that on a website created originally to mock the stupid nonsense found on youtube comments is infested with the same crap in the comments section on their page? Oh well, I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    Anyway, back your previously scheduled hate filled ignorant ranting session. Hope you all enjoy yourselves.

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  35. Ok, I will say right now I am a huge Shane Dawson fan and I think a lot of what he does is funny. However I get his comedy isn't for everyone and in places even I find it kind of cringy. But to be honest, by posting a blog about it, you're achieving nothing. I don't begrudge anyone having an opinion but there is no point posting hater blogs. I may be wrong but when people do that, it seems like you just want to make your post popular and to spark some big argument. As for you people saying "I hope he dies" as well as the fans replying with "You deserve to get raped" for example, I think they are dispicable things to say and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Get of the computer and either watch a Shane Dawson video (fans) or do pretty much ANYTHING else (haters).
    Love Ellesse xxx

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  36. I used to think he had such an ugly and masculine face. Now he looks different.. Did he get plastic surgery? Well, anyways, it's good to know someone else hates him. :)

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  37. I think Shane Dawson is a contamination creature which is caused by a media pollution. Sorry for those who loves him, that fact must be true.

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  38. A while ago I watched his video where he tries to kill Fred Figglehorn and I thought it was okay. I don't think I want to see his other videos, though.
    Will this blog spark a flame war? Let's find out!

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  39. Seriously Shane fucking sucks ass, and I don't give a fuck if he has tons of views he's not fucking funny. I don't want him to die, just stop making videos. He is a retarded, racist, asshole motherfucker

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  40. I'm going to be completely honest here.

    I don't necessarily like Shane Dawson, nor do I think he is all that great of a comedian, but that is because he isn't meant for people like you and I. He isn't meant to be the greatest entertainer of all, his job is to entertain children and teenage girls, and he does a pretty good job.

    Your post is about as logical as an article bashing Barney and Dora for all the illogical plots that pertain to the show; it is simply not meant to entertain you, so stop watching it. Not to mention the fact that you bash him for being an "emo" when his video was a sarcastic one in the first place, only making you look much more foolish.

    I was starting to become annoyed with your posts on this blog up until this point, and it was not until I read this one that I decided your blog is unbelievably biased and judgmental. Many of the "stupid" comments you post are just comments that disagree with your personal views.

    I also find it ironic that you own a blog bashing "stupid" or "dumb" comments while you yourself spent the time to write a hateful speech about a sarcastic 18 year old trying to make children laugh. Seems pretty stupid to me.

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  41. Okay, first off I would like to say that some of you need to see a psychiatrist, because you are completely INSANE!!!! I mean seriously wishing a person's family and fans would die slow and painful deaths just because you don't like the guy's videos, please someone tell me that is insane. I mean I find him funny and have any of you even watched some of the good videos, I get it sometimes he crosses the line, but the messages he is spreading are good ones that are giving kids something to look forward to or believe in. WOuldn't you have wanted something like that when you were growing up and having to deal with your problems completely and utterly ALONE. Is this guy a bad person because he makes dirty jokes, I don't see how, unless he is a serial killer. Why say such terrible things about a guy who has done absolutely nothing wrong. And if you don't fucking like him, don't FUCKING WATCH HIM! No one but yourself is forcing you to watch his videos

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  42. You thinking he's not funny is your personal opinion, not a fact. If he ever did stop making videos, millions of people would be sad. His videos cheer me up when I'm down. A person like Shane, who has helped so many people get through so much shit, doesn't deserve to get hate from all you fuckers. He's making probably 5 times what you are, while doing something he loves. All of you have no right to talk shit about someone who is more successful right now at age 24 than you will ever be.

    Now would all you haters do the rest of us a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    That will be all.

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  43. He's that guy that makes fun of fat people yet, he was a fat ass himself, right? Also, didn't he pick a fight with that iCarly chick?

    What a fucken pussy he is!!!

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  44. GET A LIFE! What the hell do you think you are doing? Trying to prove a point? WELL NOBODY CARES! Why are u wasting your time saying u want some guy on youutbe to die? THATS JUST PLAIN SICK..... SIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKK!

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  45. Loooove ya my boy keep up being awesome;)

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  46. If you think he isn't funny don't watch his videos. I suppose if you write such comments you just jealous or something otherwise it doesn't make sense.

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  47. SHANE DAWSON IS A CACAFAIRY FECESGAYASS SHITFAG POOPQUEER CRAPHOMO TURDPOOFTER. HE LIKES BIG FAT NIGGER COCKS BLOWING AIDS FILLED LOADS UP HIS SHREDDED CRAPHOLE WHILE HE MASTURBATES TO PICTURES OF HONEY BOO BOO PUSHING A TURD OUT OF HER ASS. ANYBODY WHO THINKS SHANE IS FUNNY NEEDS TO BE ELIMINATED LIKE FECAL MATTER. FUCK THAT FAGGOT.

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  48. You people just have nothing else to do then pick on nice funny people so get a life and another hoby. Shane has gone through enough and its not fair that he now has to deal with all his stupid haters. Don't waste your time Shane has said in so many videos that he won't stop making videos and his fans are happy but he says he doesn't care if people hate it so just give up haters, and if you hate him go ahead he doesn't care just don't watch his videos. FUCK OFF STOP PICKING ON PEOPLE YOU ARE JELOUS OF!!!!!!!!!

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  49. I am not really a big fan of Shane anymore. I think after he did his movie and cut his hair he has changed. He has become very offensive to other people. He even did a video the other night and I didnt find it funny. He basically made fun of an artist that he doesnt even know and basicallt lied abour it to get more views. Used to think he was a good person before all of this but now all he is an a*****e

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