The fact that Shane Dawson has more than ten subscribers is proof that God does not exist. I don't know what's more painful - watching one of his videos or having a fish-hook lodged in your penis. I haven't tried out the second option, but I'm guessing that after a while, the pain would hurt so much that you'd eventually just pass out. The same can't be said for watching one of Shane's videos.
Here's some tips from Shane Dawson on how to maintain an emo hairstyle. Also, here is why people hate Shane Dawson.
Feel like killing yourself yet?