Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

The aim of this website is to document and preserve the most retarded Youtube comments, so that people a hundred years from now can look back and take solace in the fact that the authors of these stupid comments have all since died. Some in horrible car crashes. Some from falling off ladders. Some from choking on peanuts. And some from falling off ladders while choking on peanuts. Thank God for Evolution.

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Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised Pedophile

The Onion is an "American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news." (Check it out. They have some pretty hilarious stuff.)



Anyway; I think it's fair to say that most normal people would watch the above video, see that it's a joke and then laugh a little. Unfortunately, your average Youtube user isn't a normal person, as seen below:


Yes... all of these comments appeared on the first page of the comments section. Lets degrade our faith in humanity even more by digging a little deeper.


I am serious. This shit is endless.

Earthquake in Chile. It must be the end of the world.

This comment enraged me so much that I went outside and started to kick small animals.

Matthew 24, 7. For nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom , and there will be food shortages and earthquakes in one place after another these are signs that we r living in the last days. You know dumbass earthquacks happen all the time? Put the byebull done and read a science book for once in your life.

This consolidates my view that the Youtube servers should be set on fire and that no mention of the website be muttered afterwards. A nutbag quotes some generic crap from the Bible and the ONLY voice of reason on the comment section of the video gets downvoted. Earthquakes? Food shortages? They're as common as political sex scandals. The end of the world has happened so many times that when the time does actually come, we'll all be inside playing computer games, watching reality TV shows and jacking off to soft porn.

The Associated Press just lost my respect.

Apparently; a storm blew up over the fact that a group of white girls from Arkansas won an African-inspired dance competition. But that's not the main story here (for me at least). The main story here is that The Associated Press actually mentioned and quoted Youtube comments in their news story as if these monstrous pieces of text mattered... to anyone, anywhere...

And I quote:
"A YouTube video of their performance, inspired by the movie "The Matrix," generated hundreds of comments.
Posters questioned everything from whether a white group should have been allowed to compete to whether judges wowed by the unlikely competitors inflated their scores to let them win.
"Good Job but let the Black folks have their own thing for once!!!" wrote one commenter posting under the name "titetowers" who said the Zeta Tau Alpha team did well but should not have won."
PS: titetowers is a moron.
PS: Kate Brumback and Dionne Walker are also morons.

Facebook chain mail...

Hailey is a special needs student.
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People on Facebook are not even competent enough to copy and paste a piece of chain mail.

Most retarded comment yet

Surpisingly, this comment isn't from Youtube. Instead, it's from the comment section of a random blog that I was browsing.
I am a retard
You can see why I had to post it.

Hemp Oil cures cancer

After making my last post, I decided to turn to that fountain of knowledge - you know... the comments section over on Youtube. It didn't surprise me to find that a few wackos were dirtying the place up with their pseudo-science and conspiracy theories.

Hemp oil also cures cancer




I sincerely hope that this guy was being sarcastic.

anyone who would talk trust the medical industry in this country which has not cured shit since polio is clearly miss guided and ignorant.
measles, mumps, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, chickenpox, meningitis, pneumonia and Haemophilus influenzae bacteria. Just some of the Diseases since polio for which vaccines have been developed in America











Knowledge is something you don't have, said Allah. I decided to leave in argetfalcon's reply because it really does show KnowledgeSaidAllah up as the ignorant asshole he is.

I suppose that you think I am KnowledgeSaidAllah too.

lol

You have no idea what you are talking about. Those vaccines were created after the polio virus was on its way out. They are just trying to get credit for the fact that polio was eradicated naturally and those vaccines were not even needed.

Yeah well people can click both files and decide for themselves, I'm sure many will come to the same mind as me.

What a coincidence that polio was cured naturally at the same time cure came out. YOU ARE BEYOND DELUSIONAL















Once again, I left in argetfalcon's reply (somebody should buy that guy a beer). These people are not just delusional - they're as thick as shit.

Water can cure cancer, arthiritis and even your virginity

Came across this Youtube video of the US version of the show Dragons Den. This guy (Bruce McBernie) reckons that water can cure cancer, arthritis, hepatitis, the flu and a whole bunch of other stuff. I wasn't going to post this video, but I really wanted to say how much I hate all of this new-age hippy bullshit. I don't mind people believing in it and I don't mind people trying it. I just can't stand it when people say that such and such a product cures such and such a condition without producing any scientific evidence whatsoever to back their claim up. Not only is it ignorant and backward, but it's also dangerous. There has been cases where proven cures and treatments etc have been ignored because somebody felt that an unproven new-age therapy was the best route to take. I've heard of proven HIV treatment methods being disbanded in places such as South Africa because some quack doctor (who stood to make a buck) said that vitamins can cure HIV. Sure, you'll get survivors saying stuff like "Water cured my cancer". But that doesn't mean they're correct. There have been many cases of cancer cells suddenly going into remission. Just because you hopped on one leg and sang a song backwards, it doesn't mean that's what cured you. Anyway, the video:

Farmville Extreme - now with Farming Accidents

 
Hell motherfucking yeah! This bad boy will make your clicking finger work so hard you'll contemplate blowing your own hands off with a homemade pipe bomb just to spare yourself the pain. Now with twice the clicks, Farmville EXTREME will seperate the casual farmers from the real agricultural gaming experts. Challenge yourself as you try to avoid farming accidents, foreclosures, foot and mouth disease and even that filthy swine that calls himself a taxman!

Farmville Extreme may not be played by those with medical conditions or women with children in their wombs.

TAKE THAT... grammar!

Stumbled across a Take That (British boyband) video. And just as expected - it was littered with morons.


 
And imlikewtf with your comment.




Truthificationul also thinks that words such as "is" are 'wack'.









I'm not going to top that one.

I don't care if I die tomorrow, I'm not forwarding on your stupid chain mail.

I was busy leaving hateful comments on a Jonas Brothers video the other day when I came across this:

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY

Thank you wewewrr.

I think it's pretty safe to assume that the people who read this kind of stuff and then proceed to pass it on are the same kind of people who read daily horoscopes and participate in cult suicides (not a bad thing). In my opinion, the IQ test should be completely scrapped. Instead, we should just count up all the times a person has forwarded on a piece of barely-intelligible chain mail and then declare them clinically retarded if that number is anything above -1.


It's pretty obvious that somebody modified the original piece of chain mail so that it applied specifically to Youtube. It's also pretty obvious that the person who modified it knew that your regular Youtube user would not accept or follow the instructions of a comment that had no spelling mistakes in it. I really do hate people.

THIS JUST IN: GLOBAL WARMING IS A FRAUD

mt * naive, but yeah there is litereally no double checks to be done here, just one piece of evidence. The even photo shop the inside cockpit views from shuttle to earth, and have been caught manipulating photographic evidence many many times. So yeah these ain't the people to be trusting wether agw is real. they just want to keep their paychecks rolling in and keep elite, exclusive and on that monopoly!
This is Misterwolf29's response to a video about a NASA report showing a rise in the earth's average temperature. Basically, he believes that NASA has a team of Photoshop experts who manipulate images all day long in order to fool us. [Original Video]

i dont believe in global warming it is SCAM so wtf would i care if oil companies promote it!!

we need to drill in america F the middle east we import too much. and the same thing will happen with alt energy.

do you know how much alt energy cost? do you know how high utility bills will be?

Retard.

I hate Shane Dawson

The fact that Shane Dawson has more than ten subscribers is proof that God does not exist. I don't know what's more painful - watching one of his videos or having a fish-hook lodged in your penis. I haven't tried out the second option, but I'm guessing that after a while, the pain would hurt so much that you'd eventually just pass out. The same can't be said for watching one of Shane's videos.

Here's some tips from Shane Dawson on how to maintain an emo hairstyle. Also, here is why people hate Shane Dawson.





Feel like killing yourself yet?