Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

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Stupid Youtube Comments translated into English

Part one of an ongoing series.

r that is why he was picked on and media is just bull shit for the money ofcourse so fuck the papers and tv news and internet bull shit. I MEAN HAVE YOU ALL SEEN DO THIS STUFF NOO EEXXAACCTTLLYY so just let the man be in peace and stuff one day ur gona die would it be nice people cussing ur dead ugly fucked up looking body. NOO it wouldn't so FUCK OFF FUCKING STUPID HATERS i dont believe a word or the rumours that were spread. AND I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LIKED M.J. SO DONT HATE IM
Good sir, I do believe that Mr Michael Jackson was persecuted and singled out by the media for the purpose of financial gain. In light of the aforementioned belief, I would just like to take the time to state that the various news publications and television stations who took part in this persecution of Mr Jackson should all respectively bugger off. One must really wonder as to whether the people commenting on this video have stood as witnesses to these alleged crimes or not. I propose that everyone cease with their defamation of Mr Jackson's character and instead, allow him to rest in peace. In time, everyone posting comments here will also be deceased; so might I suggest that everyone ask themselves the question: "Would you find it pleasurable to witness people speaking in an unkindly fashion about your disfigured body?" That was a rhetorical question as the answer is obviously no; so begone - dense wretches who dare dislike Mr Michael Jackson! I for one do not believe in any of this back-fence talk or supposition! Note that there are many people who liked Michael Jackson, so don't you dare hate Instant Messaging.


  1. the instant messaging bit made me lol

  2. This is great. I often suggest English translations for what bogans say.

  3. Holy crap. Google should make a YouTube comments to (insert language here) translation.. It would be amazing.

  4. Thank you for translating this.