Stupid, Retarded and downright Ridiculous Youtube Comments

The aim of this website is to document and preserve the most retarded Youtube comments, so that people a hundred years from now can look back and take solace in the fact that the authors of these stupid comments have all since died. Some in horrible car crashes. Some from falling off ladders. Some from choking on peanuts. And some from falling off ladders while choking on peanuts. Thank God for Evolution.

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Youtube Time Capsule - are you going to collage yet?

hello 24 year old me
are you still playing trombone did you finally tell your middle school band teacher of yet?and are you still going to collage for music dont let mom drag you to medical school !
You gotta love people who say that they're going to collage. Who knew that you could physically go to "a picture made by sticking other pictures onto a surface". Why do I have a slight feeling that this person won't be going to medical school?
Dear 27 Y.O ME
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!..... hello?, ANSWER ME GOD DAMMIT, ARGH WTF WHERE THE F&*%$ ARE YOU, YOU MOTHER f&*%$ER. IF YOU DONT ANSWER ME. I WILL PEE ON YOU HEAD, POOP IN YOUR MOUTH, AND PART ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JK!!
HMMMM. HOW MY DARLING DOING? ARE U A DAD YET?
Let us all hope that this guy is never allowed to have children. Intelligence is something that children usually get from their parents - whether intelligence is hereditary or something a child acquires via his or her enviornment is a topic that somebody else can waste their time on. Either way - this guy having a child would be catastrophic.
heyz, 25 year old meh,
hav u gotten out of high skool yet? if so r u workin or studyin? did u go 2 law skool or r u an architect? did u mov from the states or ru still livin in that dump? did u fix ur grammar issue? lol
did u cut ur hair again? or did u let it grow
do u still luv Nightwish?
but if ur still in high school jus consider ur self an idiot/failure/duche lol
Heyz lol, dis iz ur future self letting u no that if u had workeded better at tha grammar issue and mayb used a spellcheckser so taht odrs cud take u more srsly, thehn u wudnt be emplyd as a purson who tests tha affects ov drinkin bleach. Oh and by the way, it's spelt douche, your honour.
OBAMA IS BLACK. :)
Thank you for letting me know.
did i make illions?/
No. No you didn't.
dear futur jaime did yu pas ur spelin test in hiskol a betr qestin iz did u pas hiskol?
hoo did yu mare? was it ur bezt frend? wat!yu did awsum! wate iz it awsum? ya i tink itz mite b awsum.
I think that I had better wrap this up.

Note that these were ALL found on the exact same Youtube video. So yes; there is no God.

7 comments:

  1. "whether intelligence is heriditory or something a child acquires via his or her enviornment"

    It's hereditary, not heriditory ...

    As in, "Lady, I can't help it if I'm naturally hereditary!" -- Ted Healy

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  2. It has been stated that this blog is not about being pedantic. So no cigar.

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  3. Oh dear God. The intelligence of some people.

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  4. One of the jokes of youtube includes saying "just kidding" in an abbreviated form at the near end of a comment. What idiots. Believe, this "jk" thing in comments isn't the only one. These peoples......

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  5. "purson who tests tha affects ov drinkin bleach"

    holy shit thats funny!!

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  6. Asscoose mi butt did u pas hiskol, mestr?

    An mor eemportntlee did u pas preskol?

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  7. Quick! Kill it before it lay an egg!

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